January 2012
December 2011
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Just got back from youth camp!
Well, let’s just say that I realized a ton of stuff about myself and more.
I had such a great experience, and I was blessed immensely.
I now have a clearer picture of what I want to be in the future.
:D
I shared this experience with 77 other people, and it was the most fun I ever had this entire year. It’s a great way to end the year.
In three days of camp, I got to know more...
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beetle-eyes:
youucannotdestroyme:
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“If abortion is merely about woman’s rights, then where were mine? There was not...”
– Gianna Jessen (via abideinhislove)
hookahsmokingcaterpillar:
anonymoustache:
bada-boombada-bing:
My exact reaction to this:
aw C:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
connyxoberst:
productofanaddiction:
When you post a secret on tumblr
does that make tumblr
a dashboard confessional
EL OH EL
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
forever-and-alwayss:
Concerts are kind of like sex.
no-need-for-walls-now:
I mean
you’re sweating
the lead singer is sweating over you
looking down at you and smiling at you underneath him
you’re screaming at the top of your lungs
he’s panting after each song
and after the last song
it’s over
your hair is totally fucked up
and he’s putting his shirt back on
and you’re just standing in the crowd like
can I get pregnant from this?
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My sin, oh, the bliss of this glorious thought! My...
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People who can buy anything they want. →
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my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
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WatchBeen practicing the intro of “She Is Love” by Parachute for the past thirty minutes.
Oh god, this is even harder than the last Coldplay song I was practicing last week.
….and I have only practiced the intro because I’m so lazy.
Ugh.
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Hey Santa,
Where the hell is my prom date?!
Isn’t it Christmas already?
Don’t tell me you forgot about me!!!
IS IT THAT HARD TO WRAP UP A PERSON?
Sincerely, Mima. :)
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2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
Watchbeetle-eyes:
frankway:
Give me this.
THINK ABOUT SPRAYING THIS ALL OVER YOURSELF AND THEN GOING INTO A POOL OR SOMETHING OMG. I WILL NEVER DROWN.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
I will never drown.
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jaireyes asked: Hi, Merry Christmas!
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Just got home from the hospital.
The diagnosis for this weird rash on my body is that there is no diagnosis.
The doctor described it as unknown target lesion eruptions with a suspicious cause…. although it might come from an allergy to the antibiotics I took a week ago.
To further confirm that, they took a sample of my blood, and the results are gonna come up a few hours later. You don’t understand, I’m afraid...
So you like chemistry puns...
sumkinduvageek:
captainriz:
Kaasar. Hahaha
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charlielikesdragons:
in so many ways, 2011 has seriously been the best year of my life.
yep and can i list those ways?
I became a mother this year… (I mean, to Luke, ya know what I mean)
my band played in the Battle of the Bands for the first time
~brads~
finally got a hold of Perry
got a MacBook… for free!
attended an advanced Chemistry class and met friends
trained for...
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